I would like to complain about your dirty and unregistered trailer parked outside your house. If you wish to live in a trailer park, please move there. This is a disgrace to our neighbourhood. Also, it would be much appreciated by many if the skulls in your garden were removed after Hallowe'en. Thanks!
--Anonymous
Why mention the trailer is unregistered I wonder? I suppose it would be more respectable to have a registered trailer as that means the owner may be taking it for weekend/holiday trips to the country as opposed to being a filthy urban prol who uses it as a place to live. F'n prols.