farts in your toothpaste
i put about 9 big farts in your toothpaste while you were taking a nap with the cat.
i first put my butt in some water with a tube in my butt. then i put a ballon on the tube and farted alot. i took the ballon and sucked out the farts with a syringe and then injected them in your aqua fresh.
i did all this because your fortune cookie was better then mine.
i hate you