Need a lawn mower?!

Well you've been living in our neighborhood for 6 months now, yet you have still not once seen your way to mowing that crop of a lawn you have growing in your front yard, nor have you picked a single weed or trimmed a single shrub. Its an eye sore that we're all getting tired of looking at..! If you need the neighborhood to pitch in to buy you a lawn mower, just say the word in your response here. The state of your yard is becoming a neighborhood nuisance...
If you disapprove so vehemently, why don't you mow the damn lawn yourself?!
Sure thing. Are you going to cook me dinner?