I am sorry. I want to unfriendzone you now. But not for any good reason. I want to unfriendzone you because you've just been accepted to do your undergrad at Harvard and I like the idea of having a boyfriend who goes to Harvard and I like the idea of being able to wear an oversized Harvard sweatshirt. This makes me very status obsessed and I am sorry dear friend. For your own good, you should probably say no if I ask you out.