Happy Birthday Mom!

Once a year we celebrate, with stupid hats, & plastic plates. The fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun. & The whole plan gathers around; gifts & laughter do will bound. We let out a joyful sound & sing that stupid song. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now you're one year older! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Your life still isnt over. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You did not accomplish much, but you didnt die this year, i guess thats good enough.

-Adam Sandler; Happy Birthday Song.

Dear Mommy,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now your 48... i think. Lets hope you dont remind yourself; your chance of finding fame & wealth decrease with every year. Hahah. I love you mom! I hope you have a good birthday. Thank you for everything you do. I'll see you later.


PS. You will find your birthday present on the kitchen table. I love you mommy! :DD